FANCY a nibble on a Nips Caramel, a chew on a Camel Ball or a quick bite of Ding Dong? Well, now you can!
These are just some of the hilariously inappropriate sweet bar names that have cropped up on internet forums.
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Camel Balls is just one of the hilariously inappropriate sweet names that is being shared onlineTNI Press
Many of the monikers are rude and crude, while other foreign treats appear to have been lost in translation.
Willy Gums would be the perfect accompaniment to any raucous hen do.
The X-rated bubble gum is bright pink but unfortunately doesn’t come in a phallic shape.
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Willy Gum would cause much hilarity on a raucous hen doTNI PressImage may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Nips Caramel is described as a hard candy and is only 30 calories per pieceTNI PressImage may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Ding Dong is actually a packet of mixed nuts – not an innuendo for sexTNI PressImage may be NSFW. Clik here to view.A chocolate bar called Asse is one of the least appetising treatsTNI PressImage may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Spermies is described as “the candy you love to swallow”TNI Press
Many of the candy bar names give a nod to toilet humour.
Crap’s, Plopp and Asse are some of the least appetising sounding chocolates featured.
A sweet bar called Fart bizarrely features a yellow cartoon elephant on the packaging, while Nut Kiss shows two nut-covered chocolate balls smiling at one another.
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.A chocolate bar called Crap’s has also appeared on internet forumsTNI PressImage may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Crunky Ball Nude is another hilarious moniker that has been lost in translationTNI PressImage may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Bum Bum is a packet of two red lollipops made by NestleTNI PressImage may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Big Nuts is a chocolate bar with a hidden hazelnut centreTNI Press
One manufacturer has unveiled an provocative sweet called ‘Spermies’, which comes with the unsavoury tagline: “The candy you love to swallow!”
Spunk, which comes in a green cardboard box with a yellow and red cartoon character on the front, has also caused much amusement.
Other names that caused a stir on the web include Big Nuts, milk chocolate squares filled with hazelnuts, Crunky Ball Nude and Bum Bum, which is basically just two red lollipops.
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Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Chocolate Collon doesn’t sound like something you’d want a nibble ofTNI PressImage may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Plopp is a wafer-based treat with smooth milk chocolate in the middleTNI PressImage may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Fart bizarrely features a yellow cartoon elephant on its packagingTNI PressImage may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Megapussi is another x-rated sounding sweetTNI PressImage may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Spunk comes in a green cardboard box with a yellow and red character on the frontTNI Press
Meanwhile, we also won’t be swapping our Mars Bar for a Chocolate Collon or a Megapussi any time soon.
But these aren’t the only names raising eyebrows.
Willie Stroker, Dr Pornsak and Bud Light are just some of the comically awful names parents have given their kids.
Athletes with funny names also include Linus Butt, Florian Fuchs and Dong Dong.
